RSL’s Creates Outrage with the All-Inclusive Poppy Lapel Pin

In a bold and somewhat bewildering move, the Australian Returned and Services League (RSL) has unveiled its latest creation: the all-inclusive poppy lapel pin. This pin is said to be the pinnacle of inclusivity, featuring a rainbow, a black power fist, a hammer and sickle, and a transgender symbol, all in one compact and stylish accessory. The RSL believes that this pin will help bridge gaps, unite diverse communities, and probably even solve world peace – all while commemorating our military heroes.

At a press conference held at a secret underground location (well, maybe not that secret), RSL President, Mr. Poppy McPeace, enthusiastically introduced the new lapel pin. With a grin that could rival the Cheshire Cat’s, McPeace exclaimed, “Ladies and gentlemen, the RSL is embracing the 21st century, and our all-inclusive poppy lapel pin is the symbol of our commitment to unity. We want everyone to feel represented and appreciated, from the LGBTQ+ community to the comrades who can’t quite let go of the past.”

Let’s break down the elements of this pin:

• The rainbow signifies the LGBTQ+ community. Because nothing says “Remember the fallen soldiers” like a symbol of love and acceptance. We’re just waiting for the day when we can have a “Pride Parade” on Anzac Day – a spectacle the RSL eagerly supports.
• The black power fist signifies, well, we’re not quite sure.
• The Hammer and Sickle, Ah, yes, the universal symbol of communism. It’s no secret that the RSL has always secretly wished for a more socialist Australia. Why not just throw in the hammer and sickle while we’re at it? After all, nothing says “remembering those who fought for our freedom” like a dash of good old Marxism.
• The transgender symbol adds that touch of modernity that was sorely lacking from traditional poppy lapel pins. Finally, a way to commemorate all those brave transgender soldiers who fought for our country, despite the fact that transgender people were not allowed to serve in the Australian Defence Force until relatively recently.

It’s important to note that the RSL had considered adding even more symbols to this already inclusive pin, including a recycling symbol, a WEF logo, and a vegan symbol, one for each of the UN’s 26 Sustainable Development Goals, but they decided to keep it simple – well, as simple as a pin that combines a cornucopia of unrelated symbols can be.

Reaction to the all-inclusive poppy lapel pin has been mixed, with some praising it as a symbol of progress and unity, while others are outraged at the defacing of this commemorative symbol. Regardless of where you stand, one thing is clear: the RSL’s pursuit of inclusivity knows no bounds.