Donald Trump Jr’s Visa Delay Blamed on Misunderstanding: Big Baby or Big Baloney?

SYDNEY, NSW – In a bizarre turn of events, the Australian Department of Immigration has found itself embroiled in an international comedy of errors. The highly anticipated visit of Donald Trump Jr. to the land Down Under was unexpectedly delayed due to a visa issue, but rumours have surfaced suggesting a rather peculiar reason behind the bureaucratic mix-up.

According to some anonymous sources within the department, a miscommunication led to an astonishingly hilarious misunderstanding. Allegedly, when the visa application for Trump Jr. arrived, a harried immigration officer misheard their colleague when passing on the paperwork. Instead of “Donald Trump Jr.,” they reportedly heard “big baby,” causing a wave of panic to ripple through the department.

Officials conjured up vivid mental images of a towering gigantic infant roaming the streets of Sydney, much like a Kaiju monster from a sci-fi flick. Fearing the iconic Sydney Opera House and the majestic Harbour Bridge would crumble under the weight of a tantrum-throwing titan, the department swiftly put a hold on Trump Jr.’s visa approval.

Home Affairs Minister Clare O’Neil, couldn’t resist poking fun at the situation. At the risk of future diplomatic relations, she suggested that the rescheduling of Trump Jr.’s tour was likely due to low ticket sales and lack of popularity, rather than visa delays caused by the imagined colossus of a baby.

In response to the commotion, Trump Jr. took to Twitter, expressing his bewilderment at the visa delay. “Unbelievable! Seems like Australia is afraid of big ideas AND big babies! Sad!” he tweeted. His supporters quickly rallied behind him, echoing his sentiment and raising questions about whether this was a deliberate attempt to silence his views on “wokeness.”