Government Launches NVIS: National Vacation Internationally Scheme to Solve Spousal Woes

In a ground breaking move, the government has rolled out the National Vacation Internationally Scheme (NVIS) to tackle spousal problems head-on. Under this initiative, couples experiencing any kind of domestic discord can claim a $5k vacation paid for by taxpayers. While pitched as a lifeline for those in dire straits, critics fear it might turn into a taxpayer-funded getaway bonanza for those just needing a break from the old ball and chain.

“We believe that sending couples on exotic vacations will help mend their strained relationships,” announced a government spokesperson, struggling to contain their optimism. “What could possibly go wrong with throwing taxpayer dollars at romantic turbulence?”

The NVIS is designed for couples facing serious domestic violence situations, providing them with an opportunity to escape the toxic environment and rejuvenate their bond in far-flung locales. However, skeptics argue that it’s more likely to serve as a golden ticket for couples eager to spice up their romance at the expense of the taxpayer.

“It’s like the government is saying, ‘Having problems with your spouse? Here’s five grand and a piña colada, now go work it out on a beach somewhere,'” remarked one disgruntled taxpayer. “Where do I sign up for marital disagreements?”

Moreover, concerns have been raised about the potential for abuse and exploitation of the NVIS by organized crime and opportunistic individuals looking to game the system. Critics fear that just like the National Disability Insurance Scheme (NDIS) providers, unscrupulous operators might find loopholes to exploit, turning the NVIS into a breeding ground for