Minns Government Goes All-In on “Reverse Colonization,” Returns Sydney Harbour Bridge to Indigenous Custodians

SYDNEY, NSW — In a bold move aimed at righting historical wrongs and embracing reconciliation, the Minns government has announced plans to return the iconic Sydney Harbour Bridge to its original custodians, the Gadigal people. This decision comes as part of a series of measures celebrating the 12-month anniversary since the Perrotet government erected a permanent Aboriginal flag on the bridge, marking a symbolic milestone in Australia’s journey towards reconciliation.

The announcement follows closely on the heels of the recent return of Goat Island, or “Me-Mel” as it is known by the Gadigal people, and the closure of the Mount Warning climbing track to non-Indigenous people in northern NSW. The Minns government’s commitment to indigenous rights is moving forward like a freight train with a campaign underway to also rename the picturesque Blue Mountains, which they believe should be rebranded as the “Gula-Mada.”

“This is a monumental moment for Australia,” exclaimed Minister of Cultural Reclamation, Olivia Monet. “By returning the Sydney Harbour Bridge to its original custodians, we are acknowledging the deep-rooted connection that the Gadigal people have to this land. It’s time to reverse the effects of colonisation and give back what rightfully belongs to the traditional owners.”

The government has appointed a task force comprised of Gadigal elders, engineers, and renowned indigenous architects to oversee the delicate process of returning the bridge to its original state. Plans are already underway to replace the bridge’s steel structure with traditional materials, such as bark and woven vines, to ensure an authentic restoration. Additionally, the bridge’s eight lanes will be transformed into ceremonial walkways, promoting pedestrian-friendly initiatives and cultural activities.

Unsurprisingly, the announcement has sparked a lively public debate. Critics argue that this decision might disrupt Sydney’s transportation network and impede the daily lives of commuters. However, Premier Chris Minns was quick to allay these concerns, stating, “We understand that there will be some adjustments to be made, but we must prioritise truth-telling and reconciliation over temporary inconveniences. We trust that the Gadigal people will govern the bridge with the same efficiency and care that the state government displayed during their tenure.”

The Minns government’s dedication to indigenous empowerment has garnered praise from some quarters, with renowned reconciliation advocate, Professor Givital Bach, expressing her support. “This is a momentous step towards healing the wounds of the past,” Bach said. “Returning such iconic landmarks to their rightful owners is a significant gesture that allows us to confront the dark chapters of our history and move forward as a more inclusive society.”

As the debate unfolds, Australians across the nation eagerly await the next steps in what some are calling the “reverse colonization” movement. Whether it’s returning sacred sites or renaming beloved landmarks, the Minns government’s commitment to reconciliation is undoubtedly leaving an indelible mark on Australia’s cultural landscape.