Surprise! Elon Musk Restricts Tweets for All to Improve His Own Productivity
TEXAS, US － In a groundbreaking move that has left Twitter users bewildered and meme enthusiasts in despair, Elon Musk, the enigmatic CEO of Tesla, SpaceX, and now Twitter, has announced strict limitations on the number of tweets people can view each day. Musk, known for his outlandish ideas and affinity for social media antics, claims that this measure is necessary to maintain a semblance of sanity while juggling his numerous responsibilities.
The decision comes after months of Musk using Twitter as a personal playground, filled with memes, jokes, and sometimes even serious business announcements. However, as the number of followers grew and the demands of running three companies became increasingly time-consuming, Musk realised that he was in danger of losing himself in the infinite abyss of the Twitterverse.
“I used to spend countless hours crafting memes, engaging in friendly (and not-so-friendly) banter, and generally wreaking havoc on Twitter,” Musk confessed in a recent press conference. “But as my responsibilities piled up, it became clear that I needed to find a way to regain control of my time.”
Thus, the visionary entrepreneur devised a master plan: “Tweet Rationing.” Under this new regime, Twitter users will be allotted a limited number of tweets to view each day, forcing them to choose their digital indulgences wisely. Already the billionaire has seen the benefits of these enforced restrictions as he is not only outside catching up on his tan for summer, but is also contemplating launching a new venture to explore the deepest oceans called DeepSeaXY, which he insists be pronounced “Deep Sexy”.
The billionaire has already begun reaping the rewards of these enforced restrictions. Not only is he enjoying the summer sun outside, but he is also considering launching a new venture called DeepSeaXY that will explore the ocean’s depths. Musk has insisted the new venture is pronounced as “Deep Sexy”.
Thousands of voices cried out in complaint at the news, but were quickly silenced as they hit their tweet limits. The Kookaburra Buzz attempted to reach out to Musk directly for comment, but were unable to as we had also hit our Twitter limits.
When news broke, thousands of people took to Twitter to voice their complaints, only to be silenced by the platform’s tweet limit. The Kookaburra Buzz attempted to contact Musk directly for comment, but encountered a similar hurdle as we also hit our Twitter limit.
It has been reported that without fresh tweets, many people are now faced with no choice but to go outside and talk to their friends and family.
