Lawyers Unanimously Declare: Voice to Parliament is the Most Altruistic Idea Ever!
MELBOURNE, VIC – In a shocking turn of events, a group of lawyers in Australia has come together to wholeheartedly endorse the proposed addition of a “Voice to Parliament” in the Australian Constitution. What’s even more astonishing is that these lawyers, who coincidentally stand to make a boatload of cash if this proposal goes through, insist there’s absolutely nothing suspicious about their enthusiasm for the idea.
It’s a heartwarming tale of selflessness and benevolence as these legal eagles rally behind the Voice to Parliament, which would grant Indigenous Australians a say in the political decisions affecting their lives. Of course, it’s purely coincidental that this move would also open up a cornucopia of lucrative legal opportunities for our legal heroes.
When asked about the apparent conflict of interest, Barry Moneybags, a prominent corporate lawyer and spokesperson for the “Lawyers for Altruism” group, brushed it off with a hearty laugh. “Oh, come on now! We’re simply advocating for what’s best for the country,” he declared while discreetly rubbing his hands together, each finger adorned with a different dollar sign-shaped ring. “The fact that we’d stand to profit immensely from this is purely incidental. Besides, who else could handle the legal complexities of implementing such a monumental change?”
A group of lawyers who just happen to stand to make a small fortune if the Voice to Parliament is added to the Australian Constitution genuinely believes it’s a fantastic idea. They’re not just fighting for their own financial gain; they’re fighting for justice, equality, and maybe a few more zeros in their bank balances. If that’s not the epitome of altruism, then we don’t know what is.
